Too many tulips
A midlife crisis hits different people in different ways. I think I'm running through all my favorite flowers and trying to OD on each one. Good thing I'm too cheap to really get carried away and my yard is too small to use large farm equipment.
I already had too many daffodils, now I'm pretty sure I have too many tulips. It probably wouldn't be as bad if I didn't dig them all after blooming and store them away until fall, but they seem to like that. Also probably shouldn't have filled up nearly the whole vegetable garden when I was planting, but they look better all together. Plus I'm really not that crazy about eating vegetables anyway.