Why its Great to Be a Male Gardener
Â Men can garden with or without wearing a shirt.
Â Men can bend over without someone ogling their butt....or their cleavage.
Â Men can screw up a GW trade without fear of repercussions because...., well because they are men and it is expected....
Â Men can garden in the front yard without first combing their hair or putting on makeup.
Â If a guy has really gotta go, he can pee in the compost pile and thus accomplish two things; heating up the compost and... well you know..
Â If a man gets angry with another GW trader he wonÂt e-mail ten GW friends in order to form an alliance...Men donÂt have ten GW friends.....
Â Men can wear whatever clothes they want while in the front yard without concern of them matching.
Â When male neighbors walk by and chat they look a man in the eye and not in the chest...
Â When the rototiller runs rough a man can give it a tune up.
Â If a man gets mad at another GW trader he may or may not say something and if he does say something it is said in private.... ducking
Â A man can swing by another male gardenerÂs house without bringing a little gift.
Â When women come by they donÂt really expect a man to know the botanical names of their plants.
Â A man can remove hose attachments without having to think, "righty tighty, lefty loosy." .... ducking again
Â A man doesnÂt need a bulb trowel to plant bulbs. Any trowel will do...
Â A man can garden without wearing gloves. Dirt behind the nails is almost expected....
Â When a man has disagreements with other GW members, they are generally short and sweet and seldom personal.
Â Men can mail a GW trade without enclosing a cute little note with a bunch of smiley faces.
I hope yÂall canÂt hit a moving target....(ducking and weaving)