Deer for Anything
I rooted a whole bunch of grape cuttings. They were in gallon pots, almost ready to trade for purple iris and/or Stargazer lilies.
The darn deer jumped over my fence and ate every leaf off of every plant.
So now I am offering in trade: rude, mangy, obnoxious mule deer. I'll take anything in trade, even kudzu.
Bring your trailer. There are dozens of them.