OT - for those who embrace triffids...
Arizonans turn on the heat.
People in Manitoba plant gardens.
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Manitoba sun bathe.
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Manitoba drive with the windows down..
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Manitoba throw on a flannel shirt over their shorts and sandals
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Manitoba have the last cookout before it gets cold.
People in Miami all die.
Manitobans close the windows.
Californians fly away to Mexico ..
People in Manitoba get out their winter coats.
The Girl Scouts in Manitoba sell cookies door to door.
Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.).
People in Manitoba finally let the dogs sleep indoors.
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Manitobans get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Manitoba start saying..."Nippy, eh?".
Hell freezes over.
Manitoba public schools will open 2 hours late.
...The scary thing is that THIS IS ALL TRUE!!!
But what more can I say? I'm Canadian :)