The Foot of Carlos O'Brien (Halloween)
This is a permanent fixture in my yard but I thought Halloween would be a good time to post it.
Here lies the foot of Carlos O'Brien, dynamite fisherman and Sangria wine lover.
All I found of him after a night fishing trip was his foot. I buried it here at the pond he loved and fished. I have seen his ghost wandering the pond at night in search of his missing foot. The next day my wife finds empty Sangria bottles around the pond, gives me the look, and says the ghost of Carlos O'Brien must have paid us a visit last night.