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don_socalFebruary 19, 2013

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Groucho Marx

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Groucho Marx

Room service? Send up a larger room.
Groucho Marx

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How nice to start the morning with a chuckle. Thanks, Don.

    Bookmark   February 19, 2013 at 7:01AM
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The military intelligence quote is uttered many times during a day amongst soldiers, wives and military brats all over the world.

    Bookmark   February 19, 2013 at 9:33AM
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Nice to start the day with Groucho! It is snowing, the cats are not amused

    Bookmark   February 19, 2013 at 10:03AM
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Groucho is a good example of the difference in humor w-a-a-y back then and now.

I didn't particularly like Groucho, but he, and the comedians of that time could be funny! And without using four letter words, referring to body parts or sex.

Why the difference? I'm not a prude, but if something is funny, it's funny. To me, a lot of what passes for today's humor is not funny.....it's just depends on the childish mindset of the listener to giggle and laugh over the no-no and naughty.

The funniest joke I think I ever heard...wish I could repeat it here....was a dirty one, but I think it would have been over the head of the usual "comedian" of today.

    Bookmark   February 19, 2013 at 12:00PM
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