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don_socalFebruary 23, 2012

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

Mitch Hedberg

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Mitch Hedberg

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.

Mark Twain

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

Mark Twain

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lilosophie

These crack me up!

    Bookmark   February 23, 2012 at 12:53AM
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anneliese_32(6)

Nice to start the day with laughter.

    Bookmark   February 23, 2012 at 4:36AM
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west_gardener

Chuckling here.

    Bookmark   February 23, 2012 at 6:20PM
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