This morning's weather
It's a regular blizzard out there, I took a hike down the long driveway in order to tie a plastic bag on my gate, prominently marked: UPS, hope they use it.
The driver(s) used to come to my house, but they don't any more, apparently they don't like to have to open and close the gate, and twice Staples had to re-ship my order, one time they threw it into the brush and it disappeared. The ravens will pick up small packages, think there is food in them.
Second time they left it about half mile further in someone's drive, the man had an idea where I lived, put it into his truck to drop off on his way to town, nice man. But his truck broke down and he had to have it towed to the garage, where the truck stayed for two weeks. Wen he got the truck back, he dropped the package off, but I already had a replacement, so I sent this one back.
I really believe that the word "Service" is not in the dictionary any more, USPS and UPS don't have it in their vocabulary.