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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
The superfluous, a very necessary thing.