I just had to tell this one!

agnespuffinMarch 28, 2012

From this month's American Legion Magizine.

A football coach was trying to help some of his less talented palyers develop their skills.

"Now listen," he said to one of them. "What would you do if it was a fourth down, with three seconds to play?"

After thinking for a minute, the player replied, "Slide over to the end of the bench so I could see better?"

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mawheel

This made me chuckle, Agnes and I'm glad for that, b/c I've got a headache which just won't quit.

    Bookmark   March 28, 2012 at 6:02PM
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west_gardener

Hail Mary.

    Bookmark   March 28, 2012 at 6:34PM
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anneliese_32(6)

I too had to laugh when I read it in the mag but was too lazy to forward to here.

    Bookmark   March 28, 2012 at 8:04PM
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west_gardener

For those of us who watch football, three seconds in the fourth drives us nuts. Depeding on the score or the position on the field,
A first down, out of bounds cath, time out, get the kicking team on the field etc....
It's not a mystery if someone took the time to teach that young man about football.

    Bookmark   March 28, 2012 at 8:56PM
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west_gardener

anneliese_"I too had to laugh when I read it in the mag but was too lazy to forward to here".
I'm curios why you were to lazy to post it here?

    Bookmark   March 29, 2012 at 7:59PM
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agnespuffin

anneliese....that's ok, I sure understand how lazy works. I almost didn't get around to posting it either but I thought some of us would like a little laugh.

    Bookmark   March 29, 2012 at 9:19PM
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west_gardener

anneliese,lol, I was hoping you were sitting in a favorite chair under a soft blanket, drinking a cup of tea.

    Bookmark   March 30, 2012 at 8:56AM
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anneliese_32(6)

At that time going to post involved getting a cat off my lap, going downstairs, turning on the light, reaving up the computer and post, and later on of course I forgot.
I always have that neat excuse of "old age"!

    Bookmark   March 30, 2012 at 9:15AM
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