KJ Joke

kathyjane(z6VA)May 28, 2011

An older man, not in the best physical condition, asked the Trainer in the gym,

"I want to impress that beautiful girl.

Which machine should I use?"

The trainer replied, " The ATM machine at the bank across the street."

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No insult to any older fellows here---you're all handsome as can be, in my eyes!

---just as we ladies are all beautiful in your eyes!

--my AF (retired) brother in Hampton hasn't sent any good ones in a long time---I was desperate!:o)

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oscarthecat(z7MD)

Me too. Steve in Stevens County.

    Bookmark   May 28, 2011 at 10:20AM
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kathyjane(z6VA)

GUFFFFAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

    Bookmark   May 28, 2011 at 12:16PM
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mawheel

O.K., Kathy Jane, here's another one: Why aren't there any sea gulls by the Chesapeake Bay? 'Cause then, they'd be bagels!

    Bookmark   May 28, 2011 at 3:23PM
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kathyjane(z6VA)

Mwheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel;

GROOOOOOOOANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

You're as bad as my brother in Hampton!!!
;o)

    Bookmark   May 28, 2011 at 11:57PM
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