An older man, not in the best physical condition, asked the Trainer in the gym,
"I want to impress that beautiful girl.
Which machine should I use?"
The trainer replied, " The ATM machine at the bank across the street."
No insult to any older fellows here---you're all handsome as can be, in my eyes!
---just as we ladies are all beautiful in your eyes!
--my AF (retired) brother in Hampton hasn't sent any good ones in a long time---I was desperate!:o)