I admit it, I am a closet singles ads reader. I mean, they can be SO entertaining.
This is an example of one that is in our paper this week:
YARD DOG, SHORT HAIR
Affectionate, housebroken, all papers, shots,warm feet, cold nose, doesn't drink from porcelain, chase cars or cats, likes to dig, seven years old. SWM in search of SF.
Okay, I still haven't figured out this guys angle. Is he a dog, or a dog lover? Is he looking for someone who likes dogs? Is he into bestiality?
Then there's this one:
Outspoken, honest SF, 25, love animals, children, playing football, baseball, volleyball, etc, outdoors, enjoy vegging in front of TV, seeking honest SM 25-35, non smoker who doesn;t act different in front of friends.
She sounds like someone on the rebound from a guy that may have been slightly mentally younger than her.
If you were going to place a singles ad, what would YOU say about YOU?