Caption Contest

semper_fi(Z7 GA)January 7, 2007

With the holidays now behind us, it appears that the forum is getting a little more traffic so this may be a good time for a new game.

Add your caption to the photo below. After a few days, the person who posted the picture (in this instance: me) will pick a winning caption. The winner will then continue this thread by posting a new picture of his/her choosing and the rest of us will add a caption to his/her photo. After a few days, that person will judge the winning caption and the cycle can continue for a while until new entries have tailed off or until the thread maxes out. BTW, multiple entries ARE allowed. So if you've already entered a caption and later think of a different/better one, you can always add it too.

Alright..... caption this:

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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

"Awwwwwwwwwwwww! *TRUE* Love!"

RAH! :-)

    Bookmark   January 7, 2007 at 9:44PM
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catherinet(5 IN)

Out with the old.....in with the new!

    Bookmark   January 7, 2007 at 9:56PM
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comettose(7)

What an idiot - it's not even a girl bike. -CT

    Bookmark   January 7, 2007 at 9:57PM
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Ima_Celery(OHzoned 6)

SECRETS OF CAMP NAPPY® REVEALED

Must have taken that picture when you dropped by to pick up the Chick Magnet.

Mike Row Phone No

    Bookmark   January 7, 2007 at 10:09PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

You never REALLY know it's true love 'til you've lived together.

    Bookmark   January 7, 2007 at 10:52PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

Hmmm...next time it'll be me and 'sleep number' 40...

    Bookmark   January 7, 2007 at 10:58PM
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comettose(7)

SIR - step away from the bike.

    Bookmark   January 7, 2007 at 11:57PM
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fairy_toadmother

and then God took a chest hair from Adam and the bicycle came into being...

    Bookmark   January 8, 2007 at 4:04AM
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Ima_Celery(OHzoned 6)

HONEYMOONERS. DO NOT DISTURB.

Mike

    Bookmark   January 8, 2007 at 8:06AM
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youreit

Sweet dreams, Tiger.

    Bookmark   January 8, 2007 at 11:34AM
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hnladue(z5NY)

Mike, once again had a craving for his favorite beans! Thus causing Chicka to have to sleep outside the tent!

    Bookmark   January 8, 2007 at 1:18PM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

OMG!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is so funny, Heather! :-)

........But ...... I can't influence the final decision of the winner. HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHahHa ......

Personally, I was thinking that I'm so happy we had our honeymoon *before* Mike got interested in mountain bikes, if that's his idea now. Eeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! LOL!

C3D and not tossed out into the cold ((yet))

    Bookmark   January 8, 2007 at 1:51PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

"and then God took a chest hair from Adam and the bicycle came into being..." ROTFLMAO FTM :)

Another: "you said nothing happened last night? And you expect me to believe that??" (Mom)

    Bookmark   January 8, 2007 at 11:08PM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

"That's the way love making goes........it's all to do with cycles!"
"Horton"

    Bookmark   January 9, 2007 at 8:47AM
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youreit

Seven Weeks to the Perfect Ride by Lance Armstrong

    Bookmark   January 9, 2007 at 9:44AM
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comettose(7)

Brenda - that is FUNNY!

One ride better than the last!

    Bookmark   January 9, 2007 at 12:17PM
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sleeplessinftwayne(z4-5 IND)

Mark my words, Horton and Brandy are going to the top of the list. ROTFLMAF!! The moderators are going to get bombarded by the Moral Majority. Sandy

    Bookmark   January 9, 2007 at 3:46PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

CT - or... One ride's better than the 'lust'...

    Bookmark   January 9, 2007 at 8:07PM
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semper_fi(Z7 GA)

LOL! Man, you kids aren't making this easy on me to pick out a winner out of those. There were at least 3 captions that could easily be my favorite. But I had to pick ONE! So the winner is (drum roll please)..........

"Awwwwwwwwwwwww! *TRUE* Love!"

I thought it was not only funny but it also rang kinda true for me... but then again so did the beans captio....errr... NEVERMIND! 8-)

So on that note... Ladies and gentlemen, Chickadeedeedee has got the floor...

    Bookmark   January 9, 2007 at 9:03PM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

I thought there were some that were 13 times better than mine but thanks Semper. :-)

OK everyone, this is just a scanned 35 mm picture so it's not the best ever but...

CAPTION THIS :

    Bookmark   January 9, 2007 at 10:37PM
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jeanner(SW Ohio - Z6)

"But Honey, I didn't mean your arse looked fat in those pants!"

    Bookmark   January 10, 2007 at 9:22AM
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fairy_toadmother

BLAH! MOM! she kissed me! (or he)

or

pup on left "whew! what a stink!" pup on right "hey that was a good one! wasn't it? huh? huh?" (ROGRass LMAO)

    Bookmark   January 10, 2007 at 1:04PM
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bihai(zone 9)

He who smelt it, dealt it, and it did him in!

    Bookmark   January 10, 2007 at 4:37PM
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semper_fi(Z7 GA)

"LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! No seriously... you really thought she was taking you in to be TUTORED?!?!?!"

    Bookmark   January 10, 2007 at 8:17PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

"Oh man! What DID you eat!"
And I can imagine the next frame..."Can I try it, pretty please? Huh? Huh?"

Here's another -

"Plu..ease, not NOW, they're watching!"

or

"Ha,ha,ha! Bit you're tongue didn't ya!"

    Bookmark   January 10, 2007 at 10:24PM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

"........and that's not a little red Martian you fool, it's a peeing station!"
"Horton"

    Bookmark   January 11, 2007 at 8:45AM
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youreit

Exclusive Honeymoon Pics of Charles & Camilla At Their Estate in Hydrantshire!

Will polo continue to distract our esteemed lord? Will the Mrs. resort to the "bullwhip treatment" once again? Stay tuned for parts II & III in our princely series, Tender Moments on the Beach & Body Paints on the Heath!

Brenda

    Bookmark   January 11, 2007 at 10:54AM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

LOL!!! LOVE them ALL!

Hmmmm. Semper was right. This is very tough!! How about I decide who to "tag" as the winner tomorrow. Until then ... more great captions please! :-)

C3D

    Bookmark   January 11, 2007 at 6:12PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

A walk in the park ain't what it used to be - Viagra

    Bookmark   January 11, 2007 at 11:57PM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

LOL!!! x 13 ! :-)

So many great captions. In reality there SHOULD be at least a 4 way tie. But ... only one can be deemed the winner so ......

"........and that's not a little red Martian you fool, it's a peeing station!"

submitted by our beloved "Horton" is the winner! :-)

That is a photograph of our Bosco when he was about 3 months old sharing a laugh with our dear Connie (Connie Setter) at Camp Nappy®. The fire hydrant is the designated urination station for the boy dogs but was only used once ... right after I painted it our St. Bernard peed on the hydrant. LOL!

Over to you Horton ....... :-)

    Bookmark   January 12, 2007 at 7:47PM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

Well shucks, Miss Chicka-ricka-picka-caption person, we here at the Royal Canadian Goosi [Bomber Squadron] are overjoyed and filled with emotion [and other stuff we will not mention], thank you.

We'll have to saddle the mule and ride down into town to the photo cubicle to have a picture took of the squadron doin' somethin' or somethin' !!!

In the meantime would you please pass the gauntlet onto someone else until I can come up with a potograph where everyone in the squadron has their clothes on!?
Thanks for the win.
Adj, RCG [BS]

    Bookmark   January 13, 2007 at 7:47AM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

Okay here is a photograph of a couple of the ground crew at RCG Base Goosidoosi.

    Bookmark   January 13, 2007 at 10:37AM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

Sorry there was a screw-up. Back to the drawing board!

    Bookmark   January 13, 2007 at 10:43AM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ! Mr. Horton, Sir..... PLEASE understand that you are one in the 4 way tie. I **REALLY** did love that you saw our fire hydrant as a Martian / pee-station! LOL!!!

Difficult, I understand, for the Goosi to get into a saddle. :-) PLEASE do post a piccy when the Goosi arrive at their destination. ;-)

The other obvious best is Miss Brandy with:

"Exclusive Honeymoon Pics of Charles & Camilla At Their Estate in Hydrantshire!"

    Bookmark   January 13, 2007 at 2:51PM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

OY... YOY ...YOY!!!

I just got notification from the RCG Adj, [BS] etc., etc., etc. that there were technical problems with posting the classified picture. No doubt excessive bureaucratic paperwork to get security clearance...

Perhaps the Caption Contest can now grow exponentially and the two winners, Horton and Brenda would be so kind as to post their photographs and then pick their best captions.

Sorry, Semper. We at Camp Nappy sometimes make up our own rules. Hope you don't mind. :-)

C3D

    Bookmark   January 13, 2007 at 3:04PM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

Sorry Chicka-aricka-whatever and of course Miss Brandy for the delay in posting a photograph.
Fist the flash powder was damp and someone had inadvertently used the photographers black cloth as a handerchief, which meant an extra laundry day.

After getting over those trivial hold ups, we had a few landings and take-offs, to take care off and this Commadore computer we have running everything at Goosi HQ gets a bit huffy if we push it too hard.

Anyhoo here we are again trying to post our photograph.
"Flingers clossed", as our Chinese cook is oft to say when presenting our meals.

    Bookmark   January 13, 2007 at 3:51PM
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comettose(7)

First frog: Hi Ralph

Second frog: Hi Ralph

First frog: Fly tastes like chicken.

Second frog: Yaaauuuup.

    Bookmark   January 13, 2007 at 5:18PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

Hmmph. Grumpy Old Men...take 2.

    Bookmark   January 13, 2007 at 9:46PM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

Told you NOT to eat Bud! Now we lost that TV commercial contract.

    Bookmark   January 13, 2007 at 9:54PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

"Hey, look over there. Is she...?"
"Yeppit, I think she is."
"Really? Wow! She's...she's morphing!"

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semper_fi(Z7 GA)

Things weren't quite the same at the Anheuser-Busch mansion since the "ERRRR" frog had checked into rehab.

    Bookmark   January 13, 2007 at 9:56PM
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youreit

LOL!!! @ flingers clossed!!!!

Sorry for the delay, Chicka! I see that Horton has it fully under control, though. :D

"Does this rock make my butt look fat?"

Brenda

    Bookmark   January 14, 2007 at 8:07AM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

"Looks like Fairy Toadmother rescued more youngsters."

**Hey! No rough-housing at the deep end of the pond!**

    Bookmark   January 14, 2007 at 8:20AM
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semper_fi(Z7 GA)

Strange! It's like Ms. CleOH *KNOWS* what I'm going to type before I even type it. The funny part is that if I didn't have to look the correct spelling for "Anheuser", our posts would've showed up on the exact same minute!!!

(Semper looking for aluminum foil to wrap around his head)

    Bookmark   January 14, 2007 at 8:47AM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

Before any rocks get thrown, let me explain that the photograph was taken by my better half, who now claims the right to pick the winner of this highly esteemed contest.

And to-days winner by a frogs hair breadth is.
She is handy, she is dandy, known to all as Dear Miss Brandy.
None other than Brenda Bombshell.
Cometose and Sheepco have Honorable Mentions in amphibian circles, where you may both have spawned a tad of a fan club.

Semper and Chicka---------- my wife does not go along with frogs drinking beer. It can cause them to leap into the pond, where they have been seen to catch fish and eat them, by others who also have been drinking beer!

Over to you Brenda.

    Bookmark   January 14, 2007 at 11:05AM
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fairy_toadmother

aw! i didn't get to post my rappelling gear comment! :)

that's ok, i had the subject but my speech writer disappeared on me.

i like them all!

    Bookmark   January 14, 2007 at 11:20AM
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fairy_toadmother

i just saw the one in gallery with the alligator. that has great possibilities :)

    Bookmark   January 14, 2007 at 11:31AM
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youreit

Who knew that a phrase most familiar to me (danged rocks!) would be such a hit! Thank you kindly, Mrs. Horton! :) (Love the poetry, Horton!)

Brandy

    Bookmark   January 15, 2007 at 9:42AM
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comettose(7)

Please, please it wasn't us - we swear we didn't do it. Please let us out, someone, anyone, please. Can anyone hear us? It was that Golden Retriever down the street. Pleeeeeze.

    Bookmark   January 15, 2007 at 10:27AM
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bonz(WI)

"I TOLD you we shouldn't put our wet noses on freezing metal!"

    Bookmark   January 15, 2007 at 12:54PM
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fairy_toadmother

"Hey! how come i have an outtie and she has an innie!"

    Bookmark   January 15, 2007 at 3:35PM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

"Hidden away in a corner of an old aircraft hanger in Area 51 we finally see proof of the Roswell incident"

"Horton"

    Bookmark   January 15, 2007 at 6:34PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

ROTFLMAO Horton!! I'm thinking, I'm thinking!

    Bookmark   January 15, 2007 at 9:37PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

Give to your local shelter, a pug is a terrible thing to waste...

    Bookmark   January 15, 2007 at 9:46PM
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semper_fi(Z7 GA)

Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do
When they come for you

(CHORUS)

    Bookmark   January 15, 2007 at 10:25PM
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Ima_Celery(OHzoned 6)

Pugga. Pugga. Pugga. Pug. Pug. Pug. Pugga. Pugga. Pug. Pug. Pug. or

Here's pug in your eye!

Mike

    Bookmark   January 15, 2007 at 10:40PM
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youreit

Oh, man! You folks are on a ROLL! Should I give it more time? Ok, I'll check later today, just so everyone can get a piece of that. :D

Brenda

    Bookmark   January 16, 2007 at 9:56AM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

Photograph of very rare conjoined pug twins with noticeable worried looks on their sweet faces, the day before their successful separation surgery.

    Bookmark   January 16, 2007 at 10:15AM
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zinniachick(southwest Ohio)

You seen those "Just say no to pugs" t-shirts? They're kidding, right?

    Bookmark   January 16, 2007 at 10:18AM
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comettose(7)

OK, on the count of three, 1........2..........3 PUSH!

    Bookmark   January 16, 2007 at 12:39PM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

"What the PUG did we do"?

"Annony Mouse"

    Bookmark   January 17, 2007 at 7:54AM
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youreit

So sorry for not posting sooner, folks! We had a power outage yesterday. :(

Ok, I let DH choose the winner, and he laughed pretty hard when he heard me read, "Hidden away in a corner of an old aircraft hanger in Area 51 we finally see proof of the Roswell incident." (I did, too, along with some other comments, as well!)

Not sure what the protocol is, but Horton, you've done it again, you wily wascal! Yep, they look like proof of alien life, that's for sure. :D

Brenda

    Bookmark   January 17, 2007 at 8:06AM
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fairy_toadmother

well that's weird, brenda...our power went out twice yesterday, also!

    Bookmark   January 17, 2007 at 3:08PM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

Brenda, thank you and your DH [Dragon Hunter?]very much for the great honour.
But protocl shmotocol, please give someone else a go in my place.
Thanks again.
I'm off to Area 51 to interview those two aliens for the RCG before the CIA gets hold of them and screws up their minds.
"Horton"

    Bookmark   January 17, 2007 at 6:28PM
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semper_fi(Z7 GA)

Amendment: Just so that we don't discourage some lurkers from entering their caption(s), I should've mentioned in my original post that it is perfectly OK to ask to have the baton passed to somebody else if for any reason you don't want to post a photo. This way folks can still join in and not have to feel obligated that they might have to post a photo later.

So pick again Mr./Mrs. Youreit. :-)

    Bookmark   January 17, 2007 at 10:50PM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

That is strange indeed FTM. Maybe you and Miss Brandy are plugged into the same GFI circuit and it just needed resetting!!!???;-)

What's the hold up. Where's the picture! Where's the picture!

    Bookmark   January 18, 2007 at 8:09AM
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youreit

Sorry, again! No excuse this time, except I lost the baton! LOL (That IS weird, FTM!)

That amendment is good! I like to share the wealth. So, the winner is FTM, with her "outtie/innie" comment! The look on the faces made the caption perfect, FTM. :)

Brenda

    Bookmark   January 18, 2007 at 8:50AM
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fairy_toadmother

thanks, brenda! such a hard choice picking a picture. then i had to figure out how to change it to jpeg from tiff! here is the old man as a young whippersnapper (6 months old) and his toy

    Bookmark   January 18, 2007 at 9:42AM
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semper_fi(Z7 GA)

(Breathing heavily):

"Welcome to the dark side Mutt! I am your old man...errr... father".

    Bookmark   January 18, 2007 at 9:47PM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

Wait ... I'm almost done. Gosh you have a lot of lint in your belly button!

C3D

    Bookmark   January 18, 2007 at 9:51PM
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youreit

Prior to his surgery to remove the large hairy growth, Old Man McClintock seldom left the safety and security of his home.

Brenda

    Bookmark   January 19, 2007 at 7:48AM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

"Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'"

    Bookmark   January 19, 2007 at 8:03AM
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comettose(7)

Just keep it up mutt..... cuz you are about to open a can full of whoopass!

    Bookmark   January 19, 2007 at 1:08PM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

*LOVE* the squeeky toy Mom! Didja have to get the one with claws?

    Bookmark   January 19, 2007 at 2:05PM
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fairy_toadmother

hmmm, so many good ones! should i hold off for a few others??

    Bookmark   January 19, 2007 at 8:53PM
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semper_fi(Z7 GA)

"UNCCCCCCCCCCCCCLE!!!"

    Bookmark   January 19, 2007 at 10:30PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

"What? It's not a real kitty? ... Sheesh, I thought I finally got one..."

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comettose(7)

Warning- stand clear - major thumping test to begin.

    Bookmark   January 20, 2007 at 1:33PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

"And the rich red of the plush oriental carpet doesn't even show blood stains!" says the realtor as she's showing La Casa FTM.

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fairy_toadmother

ah!!!!! there are so many good ones i have to do eeny meeny mineyy moe! just can't use beagle toes for this one, they went down stinky's gullet. just kidding!

    Bookmark   January 20, 2007 at 11:32PM
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jeanner(SW Ohio - Z6)

That is a gorgeous rug!

(no, thats not a caption just a comment)

    Bookmark   January 20, 2007 at 11:45PM
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fairy_toadmother

thanks, jean. i wonder what my mom did with it. it was already getting threadbare when we moved into my stepfather's house. the thing covered his entire living room.

ok, let's see. the envelope please...drumroll....and the winner is...

chicka3d with "Wait ... I'm almost done. Gosh you have a lot of lint in your belly button! "!!!!!!!!

first runner up: brenda, with "Prior to his surgery to remove the large hairy growth, Old Man McClintock seldom left the safety and security of his home."!!!

second runner up: ct with "Warning- stand clear - major thumping test to begin."!!!! i really should put this to #1 but soooo hard to decide. i just love the belly buttom comment chicka made. anyway, ct, you have an uncanny sense of how those two would go at it! they drove my mom insane all day while i was in school. my poor mom one day said to me in frustration, "you don't know what it's like!" back and forth from one end of the house to the other. sliding/skidding into the kitchen, slamming into the refrigerator (usually the beagle) turning around cat and dog both running in place trying to dig into the linoleum...through the living room to the other room at the front door...slam into the large braided rug clumping it up..run in place...slam into the fridge and on and on and on. one really did have to "stand clear" and that was when stinky was being nice by letting snoopy chase him. otherwise, he was trying to skin her. and that was when he wasn't trying to get the canary and jumping from that brown platform rocker...causing the rocker to hit the wall.

it started at a young age :)

next runner up is sarah!

    Bookmark   January 21, 2007 at 4:41PM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

Eeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk!!!

I really didn't expect the honour, FTM! So many great captions for a lovely photo. Thanks for picking my belly button lint. Uh, well, you know what I mean! LOL! :-)

Okee dokee ..... Here's another C3D photo.

Caption this please:

    Bookmark   January 21, 2007 at 5:30PM
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fairy_toadmother

Following the premier of Night of the Lepus, Teeb becomes caught in her own fantasy world.

your welcome chicka! sorry if i have the name wrong!

    Bookmark   January 21, 2007 at 5:45PM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

That is indeed Teeb. Fantastic memory, FTM!

Teeb. Teeb. Teeb.

    Bookmark   January 21, 2007 at 6:22PM
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fairy_toadmother

...only when it works :)

    Bookmark   January 21, 2007 at 8:31PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

"Don't look at me like that! I did NOT eat all the leaves off the Bonsai trees!"

    Bookmark   January 21, 2007 at 10:29PM
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semper_fi(Z7 GA)

"You are NOT worthy...."
"You are NOT worthy...."
"You are NOT worthy...."

    Bookmark   January 21, 2007 at 11:00PM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

" I told you, that Brand X cat food would have an adverse effect on me"!

    Bookmark   January 22, 2007 at 8:23AM
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youreit

I'm not falling for that "Pull my finger!" line again!

Brenda

    Bookmark   January 22, 2007 at 9:06AM
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fairy_toadmother

and in response to brenda's quote, who needs agent orange when agent black is on the job. (thinking the fart from the finger pull caused defoliatation)

    Bookmark   January 22, 2007 at 5:43PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

"Where's the fish?!"

    Bookmark   January 22, 2007 at 11:14PM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

That is our Teeb cat, born on the island of St. Kitts in a palm tree. She is shown lounging among some of the gorgonians and coral we picked up from the beach that day. If there was just a towel on the counter she would not bother but for what ever reason Teeb was drawn to and LOVED to lay among the beach stuff.

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The winning caption title is .... a tie!

I cannot decide which fits better. Is it:

"Don't look at me like that! I did NOT eat all the leaves off the Bonsai trees!"

or.....

"Where's the fish?!"

Either way, those were submitted by Sarah.

Congratulations! Your turn Sarah. :-)

    Bookmark   January 23, 2007 at 8:13AM
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fairy_toadmother

lol...i was trying to decide if they were tree branches or coral!

    Bookmark   January 23, 2007 at 9:36AM
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sheepco(MN z4)

Once in a while a neuron kicks in...oh yeah, that was last week...But thanks!

Well, still along the pet lines... and not as original as Semper's original...

Caption this...

    Bookmark   January 23, 2007 at 11:06PM
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youreit

Lambing season in Chernobyl...

(I LOVE HERB!)

Brenda

    Bookmark   January 24, 2007 at 9:30AM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

Maintaining the silence, Hanibal the lamb cooked the intruder's brain with a microwave ray, shot from his blue eye.

"Horton"

    Bookmark   January 24, 2007 at 10:15AM
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fairy_toadmother

listen, lambchop, didn't i wean you already?

    Bookmark   January 24, 2007 at 10:49AM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

Little Lammykins whispers into Kitty's ear:

I hear they're going to clip your wool next. Make a run for it when Bubba gives the signal.

C3D

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

LOL @ Horton's caption! :-)

    Bookmark   January 24, 2007 at 5:00PM
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jeanner(SW Ohio - Z6)

A cloning gone awry

    Bookmark   January 24, 2007 at 7:57PM
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semper_fi(Z7 GA)

The thousand-yard stare would eventually fade but the lambasting he got from his siblings would echo in his psyche forever: "Psssst HERB: YOU WERE ADOPTED"

    Bookmark   January 24, 2007 at 11:14PM
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semper_fi(Z7 GA)

WHEN GOOD LAMBS GO BAAAAD:

"Alright! My partner and I will take a kilo of that catnip. (SNORT)"

    Bookmark   January 25, 2007 at 8:26PM
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comettose(7)

Hurry up and taste it Lamb-ert, the people are coming!

    Bookmark   January 25, 2007 at 10:47PM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

"When you're feeling a bit sheepish,I've heard about taking a 'hair of the dog' but a sniff of the cat??????"

    Bookmark   January 26, 2007 at 7:19AM
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fairy_toadmother

...a little to the right.

    Bookmark   January 26, 2007 at 9:52AM
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sheepco(MN z4)

LOL!! You guys are SO clever! Slip a few more in, I'll pick tonight when I have more time!

    Bookmark   January 26, 2007 at 11:43AM
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hnladue(z5NY)

Cat---- the other white meat!

    Bookmark   January 26, 2007 at 3:23PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

LOL!!

Thanks for the belly laughs! The winner is...

"The thousand-yard stare would eventually fade but the lambasting he got from his siblings would echo in his psyche forever: "Psssst HERB: YOU WERE ADOPTED" "
Semper fi!

Tied for 2nd...
"A cloning gone awry" jeanner
and
"Cat---- the other white meat!" hnladue
And then there's keeping the silence...LOL oh my! It IS so hard to choose! You're all great! Keep 'em coming.

The ball is in your court Semper...

    Bookmark   January 26, 2007 at 9:16PM
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semper_fi(Z7 GA)

Moi??? Oyyy!! I would like to thank my producer.... my agent... Herb who took a bribe from me (why I else would I be picked over those other captions?!). I also have to thank my lovely wife because she told me to do so. Sorry, got carried away there!

BTW, the better half will pick the winning caption in this round. A cool picture I had found on the internet ages ago...

    Bookmark   January 26, 2007 at 9:48PM
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fairy_toadmother

prior to its release from the research lab, scientist implement intelligence testing on the ape X man. comprehensive skills proved challenging.

    Bookmark   January 26, 2007 at 10:13PM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

Ol' Roy would have to have some more hair of the dog if he thought he'd have a chance to win this game against Poofy.

Microfono

    Bookmark   January 26, 2007 at 10:26PM
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youreit

eHarmony's matching is based on the 29 Dimensions of Compatibility found in thousands of successful relationships.

    Bookmark   January 27, 2007 at 9:11AM
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comettose(7)

OK Thinking Man, it's still CHECKMATE no matter how you slice the doggy biscuit.

    Bookmark   January 27, 2007 at 12:57PM
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Ima_Celery(OHzoned 6)

What some of us may be doing in the sports lag time between the Super Bowl (RAH!) and the Daytona 500. OR

Poofy tells Ol'Roy: Looks like your coat is starting to come in nice and thick again after that mishap you had at the groomers.

Mike

    Bookmark   January 27, 2007 at 2:43PM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

An Ohio sports lull moment. No Stumpjumpin'. No (ewww) football. No NASCAR. And it is 13° F outside.

C3D :-)

    Bookmark   January 27, 2007 at 3:02PM
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jeanner(SW Ohio - Z6)

The four paw(n) gambit will get 'em every time

    Bookmark   January 27, 2007 at 6:38PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

"Get those hairy knees OFF the new ottoman!"

    Bookmark   January 27, 2007 at 9:30PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

"I forget...why am I playing chess with my girlfriend's dog?...Oh, yeaaah"

    Bookmark   January 27, 2007 at 9:37PM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

The caption would read:- Arf arf....woof woof... arf arf arf...arf arf.....wooarf wooarf....woof. arf arf arf..woof!!!

Which translated from dog-speak means:-
"Come quickly hairy one and turn your head around the proper way.
Grannie's fell down the well AGAIN! You can finish that stupid one man game later!"

Everyone knows dogs cannot play chess. Snakes and Ladders...yes...but not chess!
"Horton"

    Bookmark   January 28, 2007 at 8:16AM
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semper_fi(Z7 GA)

LMAO @ the ApeX man and all the other hairy jokes!

But the Mrs. is picking this round and the winner is:

"The four paw(n) gambit will get 'em every time"

So ladies and gentlemen, boys & girls, Jeanner has got the floor....

    Bookmark   January 28, 2007 at 8:49AM
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jeanner(SW Ohio - Z6)

Thank-you Mrs. Fi :^)

Here is one of my all time favorite bird photos (I wish I could say it was mine)....

    Bookmark   January 28, 2007 at 12:45PM
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comettose(7)

I am sorry my fine man, but the Mrs. says I cannot fraterize with Red-eared sliders......(wink) ixnay on the notay. Eetmay emay taay hetay andbartay orfay aay eerbay. uackqay uackqay Shhh.....he he

    Bookmark   January 28, 2007 at 3:46PM
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fairy_toadmother

mr. wood duck: "ooooh, where can i get one of those?" turtle (in a thurston howell III voice): "my good man, i am a turtle. just because we both have some red, that does not qualify you of proper class."

mrs. duck: "well! i never!"

    Bookmark   January 28, 2007 at 4:48PM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

Woody suspected there was something going on between his Mrs. and the neighbor. He arrived home early on THE RED EYE to confront them about his suspicions.

C3D

That is a beautiful picture, Jean! :-)

    Bookmark   January 28, 2007 at 7:32PM
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semper_fi(Z7 GA)

"OWWWWW MY GAWD! There's that Khansa fella again. Everybody act NATURAL. CRAP! Does this shell make me look fat????"

    Bookmark   January 28, 2007 at 9:53PM
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Ima_Celery(OHzoned 6)

In this edition of Birder's Magazine, the Wood Ducks visit Pee Wee's Playhouse.

Mike

    Bookmark   January 28, 2007 at 10:37PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

LOL!!!!!! I can't compete at the moment!

My 1st impression:

Mrs. Woody, "Why DO you have that look in your eye?!"

    Bookmark   January 29, 2007 at 12:31AM
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sheepco(MN z4)

"Hhmmppph...Take it to GQ you two..."

    Bookmark   January 29, 2007 at 12:41AM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

Turtle waiter to Mr& Mrs Drake, "Bad news, it's homemade soup again to-night".
"Good news is, we're not in it!"

    Bookmark   January 29, 2007 at 7:48AM
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youreit

"Oh, no, he DIDN'T!"

"Pttthh, Dude, we have featherth, not hairth. Don't pith off the wife."

"I said, 'Have you seen the HARE?', as in hasenfeffer, Dafty."

Brenda

    Bookmark   January 29, 2007 at 9:13AM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

Mrs "Horton" made me submit this one of hers.

"I know she is plain but she does good eggs"

    Bookmark   January 29, 2007 at 2:18PM
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fairy_toadmother

"you really should consider a breath mint."

    Bookmark   January 29, 2007 at 10:18PM
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jeanner(SW Ohio - Z6)

Oh I knew I was in trouble ... I can't decide!

I narrowed it down to three ...

In this edition of Birder's Magazine, the Wood Ducks visit Pee Wee's Playhouse from Mike.

And ...
"I know she is plain but she does good eggs" from Mrs Horton (amd why is it that if that had come from Mr. Horton I would have been offended but otherwise found it hilarious???)

And...
"you really should consider a breath mint." from FTM.

So I did eenie, meenie, minie, mo and the winner is (assuming I know my eenie, meenie, minie, mo's) ...

Mrs. Horton!!!

The torch is passed.

    Bookmark   January 30, 2007 at 7:10PM
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comettose(7)

I like that one the best too Jeanner - good choice!

    Bookmark   January 30, 2007 at 8:19PM
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fairy_toadmother

i just love the "expression" on that she duck! congrats mrs horton!

    Bookmark   January 30, 2007 at 11:24PM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

Mrs Horton is besides her self at winning this contest.
She wants me to thank everyone concerned and asked when will she see the cheque?

Here is a crowd scene to caption.

    Bookmark   January 31, 2007 at 8:47AM
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ademink(z5a-5b Indianapolis)

LMAO...these are hysterical!

Horton, I think you should be a professional caption writer...you, semper and brenda (aka brandy) could make a killing as a writing trio - roflol!!!

"Prior to his surgery to remove the large hairy growth, Old Man McClintock seldom left the safety and security of his home." - this one killed me!

hahahaha Thanks for the AM laughs!

    Bookmark   January 31, 2007 at 10:54AM
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youreit

Thanks, but it's not my fault; I was born this way. Either that or my parents did something to me when I was young, depending on who you believe. :D

"The Ladies of Meerkat Manor eagerly awaited the arrival of The Bachelor"

or

"Unfortunately, they were not familiar with the International Gesture that roughly translates into, 'Danger, beHIND you, look out, there, not here, for crying out loud, habla ingles?!'"

Brenda

    Bookmark   January 31, 2007 at 11:56AM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

Congratulations, Mrs. Horton. Well done! :-)

The Meerkats now have come to Jeanners doors and say ....

"We don't want trouble. We have come for the cheque and we'll go.

C3D

    Bookmark   January 31, 2007 at 8:17PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

I LOVE this thread LOL!! Thank you semper fi!

The newest class at recess, "Oooh, is it him? Yesss, ahhh...it's Harry Potter...oohhh."

    Bookmark   January 31, 2007 at 8:49PM
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semper_fi(Z7 GA)

"Even though they were all fully aware that curiosity killed the Meerkat, that still didn't stop them from trying take a glimpse of Herr Horton during one of his pond skinny dipping sessions!"

    Bookmark   January 31, 2007 at 11:49PM
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chickadeedeedee(z 6-7 ish Ohio)

TRICK or TREAT!

Too lazy to switch user names Mike

    Bookmark   February 1, 2007 at 8:03AM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

I know I can't enter this one officially because of insider status, but I would like to add this caption.

"The ladies of the colony wait in anticipation of ol'man Meer arriving back from his Viagra run."

    Bookmark   February 1, 2007 at 2:20PM
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hnladue(z5NY)

One-little-two-little-three-little meerkats, four-little-five-little-six-little meerkats, seven-little-eight-little-HEY QUIT PUSHING!!!

    Bookmark   February 1, 2007 at 2:56PM
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fairy_toadmother

well, until i read the other entries, mine was just "OOOOOOOOO..."

or
"(huff) fine, let's just play kings of the mountain, then."

    Bookmark   February 1, 2007 at 6:12PM
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jeanner(SW Ohio - Z6)

The latest fad ... bowling with meerkats

    Bookmark   February 1, 2007 at 7:29PM
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sheepco(MN z4)

"Meerkat? What's a Meerkat? Where...?"

    Bookmark   February 1, 2007 at 8:16PM
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jeanner(SW Ohio - Z6)

Horton, please tell the Mrs that the cheque is in the mail *wink, wink*

    Bookmark   February 1, 2007 at 8:25PM
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horton(6 b Ontario.)

Tara tara tara. Here is the winner of the latest and greatest caption contest.
There were again, soooooooo many very funny captions submitted.

But Mrs Horton did in fact choose my dis-allowed caption....muttering something about I only wish....!!???

However in the spirit of fair-play,integrity and aboveboardness......and the toss of a Loonie, the winner is Heather, with:-

"One-little-two-little-three-little meerkats, four-little-five-little-six-little meerkats, seven-little-eight-little-HEY QUIT PUSHING!!!"

Congratulations Heather and may the force be wit chew!
"Horton"

P.S. I'm wondering if a new thread should be started as this one is becoming very long?
What do you think Semper, you is the boss?

    Bookmark   February 2, 2007 at 8:42AM
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hnladue(z5NY)

Ok here's my contribution!! (let hope I can remember how to upload a pic!)

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/hnladue/Misc/iserv.jpg[/IMG]

    Bookmark   February 2, 2007 at 1:02PM
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