Coming Soon to A Pharmacy Near You
a DNA test kit that allows you to find out for a FEE
what ailments you may be cursed with in the future.
I don't have enough to worry about, I really want to know if
I'm going to go blind, lose my mind, or whatever other malady I can afford to find out.
Shoot, I already know about the heart disease and diabetes
up close and personal.
I won't be rushing out to the pharmacy waving my checkbook
because I've already figured out that the odds are that if I don't already have it, I'll get it and I don't need a lab to
tell me about it and charge me money for the privilege.