Here's Your Sign!
There's a comedian who does a routine about dense but unintentionally funny things people do or say which earns them the dubious "HERE's YOUR SIGN" award.
For example, I was looking through eBay and find this auction. Although I do know what the seller is TRYING to portray, looking at those auction photos, I think perhaps describing the item as "BRAND NEW NEVER OUT OF THE BOX. " may not be exactly accurate. LOL! Luv38DD, HERE'S YOUR SIGN.
So what peculiar stuff have you seen or heard (or even done) that should earn someone this epic award???