A sad day in the entertainment world

koijoyii(NE Ohio)March 20, 2006

Subject: sad news

Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 22:36:00 +0000

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news: Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, theCaliforniaraisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes

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zinniachick(southwest Ohio)

At which poiont Bones turns to Capt. Kirk and pronounces, "He's bread, Jim."

    Bookmark   March 20, 2006 at 10:54AM
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comettose(7)

That was cute koijoy!

    Bookmark   March 20, 2006 at 7:25PM
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fairy_toadmother

that was good, but zinnia...you're killing me!

    Bookmark   March 20, 2006 at 8:22PM
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maryo_nh(z5 SouthernNH)

*giggle*

:) Mary

    Bookmark   March 21, 2006 at 11:27AM
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