If you're being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade. ~Author Unknown
Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time. ~H.L. Mencken
Right on both counts! Love it.
As I think Abe Lincoln said about being run out of town on a rail: "If it wasn't for the honor of the thing, I'd just as soon walk!"