I think it is funny
but I'm sure I'll catch it for telling.
George came to me with a funny look and said in a low voice "I'm going to have to buy some new pants". I did notice he was having trouble buttoning the button his present ones.
The oncologist, the neurologist and the family doctor have been harping at him to gain weight and horrors of horrors and the very shame of it all, he can't get in his 32 inch waist pants. He acts a little ashamed and shocked.
I'm not going to mention what my waist is, after feeding him all that high csloric food for a year mine has expanded too although I've only eaten about half as much as he.
So he's out shopping for some new jeans and he is worried about getting in any suit for the upcoming wedding in 2 weeks.
Oh, I know I'll catch it when he reads this but I still think it is funny.