One of those days
I took Neil to the dermatologist yesterday and since she is
in the same office as a plastic surgeon friend of ours, I
had an opportunity to look at the brochures of all the
surgeries available to us now. I took one on the tummy
tuck, liposuction, facelift, breast reduction. Talk about
dreaming. What a fantasy I've been having.
Losing weight (oh yeah), getting that
tummy tuck (wearing pants without an elastic waist band),
liposuction (fat begone), facelift (no sagging skin and no
more toothpicks holding up the extra skin over my eyes).
Breast reduction (no more pain in my shoulders). RED HAIR,
Okay, Jan, you can wake up now.