I hate yellow-jackets!
You would too if you had one sting you on your "social finger".
I was just walking down the walk at my sis's house and all
of a sudden, wham, my finger started hurting.
I looked down and there sitting on the end of my finger
was a yellow-jacket with his stinger embedded.
I slapped him off but he left his stinger behind.
Folks, I can't describe the pain that little black stinger
inflicted. It really hurt so much, I cried, and believe me, I
am no wuss. Neil swears that all the way home I kept saying
sheeshh, that hurts but I know I was *%$#@!#$#@ all the way
home while planning the demise of the little b@$*!#d but
not before I had personally pulled off his little legs and
wings one at a time (I already had his stinger).
Did y'all know that a yellow-jacket stinger will keep on
stinging until you pull it out?
My social finger was swollen twice it's normal size and I
had iced it til it was frozen solid when I decided enough
was enough and I got a safety pin ( there are no needles
in this house) and picked and probed until I got the stinger
out. If Katrina hadn't just seen a tv show about yellow-
jackets I wouldn't have known about the stinger.
Anyway I hate yellow-jackets and if I ever see that little
b@$*!#d again I'm going to run like h*!!.