Deep thoughts - thanks LindaC

lilod(NoCal/8)September 9, 2011

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the buzzard's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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anneliese_32(6)

Great thoughts for my morning ramble, so much that another early morning walker wanted to know what I was grinning about.

    Bookmark   September 9, 2011 at 9:39AM
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don_socal

So true, but I think an old Packard or Chrysler would be more fun.

    Bookmark   September 9, 2011 at 9:58AM
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rob333

I like them all, but 5 is my favorite.

    Bookmark   September 9, 2011 at 10:12AM
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oscarthecat(z7MD)

Funny, Funny, Funny. Lets have more like that. Steve in Stevens County.

    Bookmark   September 9, 2011 at 10:23AM
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agnespuffin

#4 describes an In-Law. #4 also makes me think about #5.

    Bookmark   September 9, 2011 at 11:03AM
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mawheel

Good stuff, Lilo! These are probably more appropriate and *real* than most of the uplifting, spiritual things that are sent on the 'net. :>)

    Bookmark   September 10, 2011 at 1:54PM
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lindac(Iowa Z 5/4)

"Buzzard?" LOL!!
#3 is my favorite....had it happen way too many times.

    Bookmark   September 10, 2011 at 8:32PM
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Janis_G(z7GA)

I like them all but #1 is my favorite.

    Bookmark   September 10, 2011 at 10:35PM
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kathyjane(z6VA)

#1 is my fave, also, Jan!-----something about seeing that Star of Elegance on the front of the hood through ones' tears.......kinda puts everything into perspective!

    Bookmark   September 8, 2012 at 7:30PM
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anneliese_32(6)

Thanks for bringing this back, kathyjane. Made me smile all over again.

    Bookmark   September 9, 2012 at 7:56AM
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