My sign is on the wrong planet or something.
I am afraid to go into my kitchen to cook a meal.
Shoot, I'm even thinking I should just hide in the closet
until this phase of the moon, sun, stars, planets or
whatever is over.
I cut a chunk out of my thumb one night.
Last night it was a finger and today I am sporting
a badly bruised social finger.
Pretty soon I'll run out of fingers and band aids.
It's pretty bad when Katrina gets the first aid kit out
every time I go toward the kitchen.
Are the planets out of whack or must I blame it on being a klutz?