It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.
Cynthia E. Varnado
Cats hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go into one ear and out the other.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, every one should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignor him.