a garden funny
I heard a cute one the other day. we have a local tv show called 'Making it grow", a very folksy and down-home sort of show. they offer a call-in question where a person can call and ask questions of local Master gardeners. One gentleman called in from NC and had a question about his lawn. The host asked him what kind of grass he had in his yard and the caller responded "plain ordinary grass." I was LOL at the look on the Host's face!