I'm not telling where I read this...
Titled "Cheering you up":
"...52-year-old Mexican, Pedro Gatica, cycled the 4,500 miles from his home in Argentina to watch his team, Pachuca, play a crucial fixture. On arriving at the ground he found that he had lost his ticket and that the tie was sold out. While searching, unsuccessfully, for a ticket tout, he returned to where he had parked his bike to discover that someone had stolen it...."
Oh, man. Now that's a bad few days!!