Did you know the state of Arkansas was the only state ever mentioned in the bible? It's true. Remember reading, "and Noah looked out of the Ark and saw". LOL
LOL! My Mom would've loved that joke if she were still here.
And another one which recommends refraining from airplane trips
"...and lo I am always with you"
And Baseball is mentioned;
In the Big Inning"
Maybe this is not how it all happened, but this is how a six year old would explain Noah and the Ark in Sunday School. Noah built the first house boat that he used on his vacation paid for by his rainy day fund. Noah on his first voyage went through a tropical storm and ended up in Arkansas. I know because Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible. Noah looked out of the Arkansas. The passengers all had to have reservations. This is how all the indians got to America. Only couples were allowed, and Noah and his wife got senior discounts. There was no ship to shore radio, but Noah had a carrier pigeon. There was no gambling on board, but There were still a lot of chips on the floor of the stalls.
Ahhh, ha, ha, ha. Excellent thread guys!!!
God bless you all!!! :-D