For The Ladies

taureauAugust 12, 2007

Men are like....

1. Men are like .. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are

3. Men are like ...... Weather Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like .... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .. Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

  1. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

  2. Men are like ....... Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

  3. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Sorry guys, mais la belle femme (wife) made me do it. We celebrate our 30th anniversary on the 13th. Ton ami, T

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Very funny!

    Bookmark   August 13, 2007 at 11:33AM
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