How to control flies?

pete41(9ab FL.)August 2, 2007

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her

Husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.

"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone. "

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dublinbay z6 (KS)

Groan.

Kate

    Bookmark   August 3, 2007 at 4:49AM
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pete41(9ab FL.)

Thats ``fishin forum ''hi brow..lol

    Bookmark   August 3, 2007 at 5:49AM
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harryshoe zone6 eastern Pennsylvania

I liked it Pete. Same experience here except three were on the remote control and two were on a credit card.

    Bookmark   August 3, 2007 at 7:04AM
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dublinbay z6 (KS)

Double groan.

I guess humor is gendered?

Kate

    Bookmark   August 3, 2007 at 12:30PM
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sammy zone 7 Tulsa

And I thought you had some kind of Floridian secret for killing flies.

Almost every night as I start to go to sleep, there is one fly in the bedroom. It takes about 10 minutes to get it, but if I don't try, it buzzes all around, and keeps me awake.

Thanks for the distraction.

Sammy

    Bookmark   August 4, 2007 at 6:53AM
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taureau

You could drip some honey on your arm and as the flies come to eat, you stab them with a knife or ice pick. It works well with fleas in the pubic areas. Hahahaha

    Bookmark   August 4, 2007 at 5:42PM
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