Humor-Giggles

taureauAugust 12, 2007

Subject: Humor-Giggles

If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam Answers

Q: Name the four seasons.

A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large

pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?

A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!).

A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water

tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the

moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in

this fight.

Q: What are steroids?

A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?

A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen).

A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax

and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax

contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the

five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?

A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean? (love this one...)

A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section".

A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'

A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight

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morz8(Washington Coast Z8b)

Oh, just got home and I'm so full of Mexican food, I hurt. Hurts worse when I laugh.

I suppose most of the population here is too young to remember that old Art Linklater show, Kids Say the Darnedest Things :)

    Bookmark   August 12, 2007 at 11:43PM
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pagan(8b)

Love stuff like this!! Too funny!

    Bookmark   August 13, 2007 at 8:43AM
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bettym_grow

LOL! too much!

Betty

    Bookmark   August 13, 2007 at 5:52PM
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zeffyrose_pa6b7(6b7)

Great---I love it.

Florence

    Bookmark   August 19, 2007 at 6:13PM
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