Maude And Claude

taureauAugust 22, 2007

Pete, you're going to enjoy this one.

>>>> Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages, in Florida ..


>>>> They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that

>>>> they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for

>>>> coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she

>>>> accepted.


>>>> They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic

>>>> restaurant in town. Despite his age, they ended up at his place for

>>>> an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age

>>>> being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll

>>>> in the hay.


>>>> As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd

>>>> shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....


>>>> Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been

>>>> gentler."


>>>> Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have

>>>> taken off my pantyhose.


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pete41(9ab FL.)

okay dokay

    Bookmark   August 24, 2007 at 6:51PM
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