Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk:

taureauSeptember 9, 2007

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

> 3. Proliferation

> 4. Cinnamon

> THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

> 1. Specificity

> 2. Anti-constitutionalistica lly

> 3. Passive-aggressive disorder

> 4. Transubstantiate

> THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

> 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

> 2. Nope, no more booze for me!

> 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

> 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

> 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

> 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

> 7. I'm not interested in fighting you.

> 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no

> coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.

> 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking

lot,

> or on the side of the road.

> 10. I must be going home now. I have to work in the morning.

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pete41(9ab FL.)

I never did karaoke.

    Bookmark   September 9, 2007 at 9:55AM
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taureau

I never did either, but am guilty of the rest. LOL

    Bookmark   September 9, 2007 at 10:28AM
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pete41(9ab FL.)

and more-dang I miss those days.lol

    Bookmark   September 9, 2007 at 10:43AM
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pagan(8b)

LOL! Sad for the other patrons of the bar, I HAVE done Karaoke! And after I sat down, people took up a collection for my singing lessons.

I always partied/sang with the same group of cops... our favorite was "You don't have to call me darlin' DARLIN!!! You never even called me by my name!!!"

    Bookmark   September 10, 2007 at 7:54AM
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