men vs women

iowa_jade(C 5b H 6)September 7, 2007

Found this & thought it was good for an discussion.

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

  1. a plumber

  2. a mechanic

  3. a decorator

  4. a stylist

  5. a sexologist

  6. a gynecologist

  7. a psychologist

  8. a pest exterminator

  9. a psychiatrist

  10. a healer

  11. a good listener

  12. an organizer

  13. a good father

  14. very clean

  15. sympathetic

  16. athletic

  17. warm

  18. attentive

  19. gallant

  20. intelligent

  21. funny

  22. creative

  23. tender

  24. strong

  25. understanding

  26. tolerant

  27. prudent

  28. ambitious

  29. capable

  30. courageous

  31. determined

  32. true

  33. dependable

  34. passionate

  35. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

  1. give her compliments regularly

  2. love shopping

  3. be honest

  4. be very rich

  5. not stress her out

  6. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

  1. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

  2. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

  3. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

  1. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

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Molineux(6b)

Yeah that 54 is real deal breaker.

    Bookmark   September 7, 2007 at 6:24PM
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sylviatexas1

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

snork!

    Bookmark   September 8, 2007 at 9:13AM
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rose_nutty(z4b)

Gee - I always thought the food was optional!

    Bookmark   September 8, 2007 at 5:01PM
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cajunrosegal(10 south florida)

Food? OMG thats the important part...either that or a boat and a dog and a truck in no special order.
Ang

    Bookmark   September 17, 2007 at 9:38PM
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meredith_e Z7b, Piedmont of NC, 1000' elevation

Funny!

How frightening if I say 'I wish'!! OK, so I go for the hard-to-get. It's a neurosis, clearly ;)

    Bookmark   September 18, 2007 at 10:39PM
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harryshoe zone6 eastern Pennsylvania

I don't know. I thought for a man it was:

Bring a recliner.
Bring the remote control.
Bring beer.
And show up naked.

    Bookmark   September 19, 2007 at 7:53AM
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michelle_co(z5 CO)

Who forgot to put 'be a good gardener' on the list? DH was supposed to be my sexy half-nekkid gardener. Boy, did that not work out as planned.

Cheers,
Michelle

    Bookmark   September 19, 2007 at 12:28PM
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ronda_in_carolina

Wait, wait, WAIT....where on that list is that the guy needs to be a hole digger?
THAT is a deal breaker!!

Ronda
Who gardens in the red clay and soaprock of South Carolina

    Bookmark   September 20, 2007 at 10:47AM
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diggerdave(Montana 4/5)

LMAO! I did a 'digger' search and couldn't figure out why this thread came up??? Yes, being a hole digger is very important. Didn't see the reason Deb puts up with me listed... I quit drinking a year before I met her. She has a permanent designated driver. You knew there had to be a reason she puts up with an ornery ol' fart like me.

digger

    Bookmark   December 30, 2007 at 8:57PM
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kathy9norcal

Yes, add hole digger. All the rest is true.
Kathy

    Bookmark   December 30, 2007 at 11:33PM
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tobr24u(z6 RI)

Ladies, just show up nekkid. I'll bring my own food. Yer, Jerry Lee

    Bookmark   December 31, 2007 at 10:04AM
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sam0ny4b(4b)

Here is a link that might be useful:

    Bookmark   January 2, 2008 at 11:36PM
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