Girls Rules

cajunrosegal(10 south florida)September 17, 2007

Ok we had an airing of the "guys side"

Ladies feel free to chime in where I missed...

If we can put it down you can put it up your a big boy its not that difficult and we complain because we fall in you dont.

Compliments wont kill you.

Aiming at the toilet isnt that hard,if you need we can make a target for the bottom to give you something to aim at and make it a sport.

We arent your mother and shouldnt have to pick up after you, your a grown up so grow up.

Buying an appliance is NOT a gift its an APPLIANCE and is NEEDED.

Bringing flowers dosnt count if WE are the ones that grow them.

Changing the channel in the middle of OUR show when there is a perfectly good tv in the other room.

Taking out the garbage is actually making it IN the trashcan.

Remembering a birthday or anniversary shouldnt take a banner and a full band to jog your memory.

No we dont cook like your mom and we are HAPPY about that.

Being romantic isnt a slap to the rear and "good job!"

Going out shouldnt consist of a sports bar with a game on you could have ignored us at home watching.

Yelling at us for something you did will insure that we remember and embarass you with it at parties.

Wearing socks to bed is not considered sexy.

Sitting in your recliner and moving your feet while we clean the floor is not considerd help.

Telling us about any body function is an overshare.

Farting is not a sport...see above listing.

Programming electronics does not require special tools or a male apptitude, we can and have done it with out you.

What we wear isnt fine, you do look at victoria secret modles.

Finally we dont care if you have hair we like bald its sexy.

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paparoseman(z8 WA. PO.)

Oh sure bring Patrick Stewart into it.

Lance

    Bookmark   September 17, 2007 at 11:58PM
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meredith_e Z7b, Piedmont of NC, 1000' elevation

Patrick Stewart is sexy. That is a given and may be etched in stone.

If you can remember the names of the SI swimsuit girls, you can remember our birthdays!!

    Bookmark   September 18, 2007 at 10:35PM
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harryshoe zone6 eastern Pennsylvania

"Farting is not a sport" ??

Obviously you have never been on a hunting or fishing trip.

    Bookmark   September 19, 2007 at 7:57AM
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iowa_jade(C 5b H 6)

Good one Harry!

"Remembering a birthday or anniversary shouldnt take a banner and a full band to jog your memory." DW says if I get the right month she is cool with it. I suppose that why we have been married for so long.

Not real good on the aiming bit either. We usually go for distance in our contests.

If I give DW a compliment, it makes her "spicious." Can't win, but it is fun aggravating eachother.

    Bookmark   September 19, 2007 at 12:25PM
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kittymoonbeam

Ok, can someone explain to me how I can have a garden that changes all season long with annual beds that I constantly re design but all I have to do is put down a few bricks in some sand and suddenly all my male neighbors are coming up to me and saying "how nice" the yard looks. I don't get it. Is there something about men and hard scaping. The same thing happened when I had a new driveway poured.

    Bookmark   September 22, 2007 at 12:00AM
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taureau

Kitty, it's like when a dog hears a train in the distance, or walks by a hydrant that gives them the urge to hike and go. It's an inexplicable event or phenomenon.

    Bookmark   September 27, 2007 at 2:29PM
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