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agnespuffinNovember 6, 2010

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy..

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions..

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.

At age 17 success is . . Having a driver's license.

At age 35 success is . . .. ..having money.

At age 50 success is . . . Having money.

At age 70 success is .. .. . Having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is . ... . Having friends.

At age 80 success is . . .. Not piddling in your pants.

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pamven(z5neastindiana)

I have a friend who is the worlds worst klutz...she falls all the time. If she falls in the yard she just stays down and does her weeding....makes sense to me.

    Bookmark   November 6, 2010 at 5:19PM
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anneliese_32(6)

Agree with all of them! What a funny start of the day. Thanks.

    Bookmark   November 7, 2010 at 6:22AM
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meldy_nva(z6b VA)

Luv them, good chuckles for the day.

4) I'd rather look like Mrs. Claus, beards just aren't my thing.

    Bookmark   November 8, 2010 at 3:15PM
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