Something light for a giggle

moodyblue(8)November 24, 2007

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The Maid asked for a raise:

The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"

Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."

Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "The Master said so."

Madam: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"

Maria: "The Master did."

Madam: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"

Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."

SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..!

Pauline - Vancouver Island

(smart maid)

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zeffyrose_pa6b7(6b7)

OH MY GOODNESS ----THAT IS SO FUNNY------I NEEDED THAT THIS MORNING---

It kind of caught me off guard---I had to think about it for a second or two----very funny.

Florence

    Bookmark   November 25, 2007 at 10:13AM
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carla17(Z7 NC)

Quite funny Pauline, thanks.

Carla

    Bookmark   November 25, 2007 at 10:40AM
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harryshoe zone6 eastern Pennsylvania

And you wonder why some of us guys are into gardening...

    Bookmark   November 26, 2007 at 7:23AM
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moodyblue(8)

I like gamekeepers myself! teehee!

Like
Florence, it took me a few seconds at the end there till the penny dropped!:)

    Bookmark   November 26, 2007 at 11:59AM
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sammy zone 7 Tulsa

That is good!!!
THanks

    Bookmark   November 27, 2007 at 11:21PM
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rainlily_sis

hahaha, good one!

    Bookmark   November 28, 2007 at 8:10AM
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