Quote Friday December 2

lilosophieDecember 2, 2011

Drive your Karma - Curb your Dogma

1 Be a Fundamentalist - make sure the Fun always comes before the mental..

Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be cancelled.

A laugh track has been provided. Have a good laughsitive twice a day, and that

will ensure regularhilarity.

2 Remember that each of us has been given a special gift, just for entering -

so you are already a winner!

3 The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-a-Vision. That is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. That way, if we don't like the programming we are getting, we can simply change the channel.

4 Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop. And, no matter what adversity you face, be reassured: Of course, God loves you - He's just not ready to make a commitment.

5 It's true: As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought

particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a condition called truth decay.

So be sure to use mental floss twice a day. And when you are tempted to practice tantrum yoga, remember what we teach in Swami's Absurdiveness training class:

"Don't get even - get odd"

6 If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and live like

nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you no mad at me. That way, there will be nomadness on the planet. And peace begins with each of us. A little peace here.

a little peace there, pretty soon all the peaces will fit together.

7 Earth changes have been predicted, so if you wish to avoid earthquakes, my

advise is simple: When you find a fault, don't dwell on it.

8 There is no need to change the world, all we have to do is to toilet train it,

and it never will have to be changed again.

9 If you are looking to find the key to the Universe, I have bad news and good news.

The bad news: no key to the Universe - the good news: It is not locked.


Everything I told you is channeled. If you don't like it, it's not my fault.

Remember, enlightenment is not a bureaucracy, so we don't have to go

through channels.

Swami Beyondananda

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Wow thats a bunch for so early in the morning. Steve in Baltimore County.

    Bookmark   December 2, 2011 at 4:00AM
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Like. Humor is always a good way to get an idea embedded in a mind.

    Bookmark   December 2, 2011 at 11:44AM
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This is a keeper! Think I need to print it and post it on my closet door. I especially liked #6 about world peace and nomads.

Thanks, Lilo, for smiles and food for thought, too.

    Bookmark   December 2, 2011 at 1:48PM
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That's a fun quote. It is a lot of play on words. I especially like #7.

    Bookmark   December 2, 2011 at 7:12PM
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    Bookmark   December 2, 2011 at 10:17PM
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