Two turtle doves...
Actually 4 wooden reindeer,
6 styrofoam & enamel apples,
1 golden ribbon;
Attempts at: 6 gazillion glass ornaments, a crystal angel and dad's new weather station [whose box is embarrassingly tooth-pocked]...
Ah, puppies ;] Well, one puppy from h*ll actually. Oh, he Bogarted BeeBee's new Pluto coat, too.
Enough of a list from y'all included and I'll write our very own 12 Days of Christmas song!
BTW, he is now nicknamed 'The Dog Who Ate Chrstmas'!