Murphy's pond and garden laws.
Murphy's Pond Laws; (also some for gardening.)
---If the wind picks up, it WILL blow all lightweight stuff right into the pond.
---If you are standing or sitting nearby the pond and drop something, it WILL bounce straight into the water.
---If you flip the hose around, it WILL behead your favorite blooms.
---If you are trimming pond plants, the stems you really need to cut WILL be just exactly out of reach from land.
---If anything with water in it turns over, it WILL spill right into your shoe.
---If you temporarily move a rock, you WILL fall over it.
---If a shrub, tree or flower dies, it WILL be the middle one in a row.
These are just my Murphys. Feel free to add yours if you have some. Min