Best t-shirt/bumper sticker
My favorite was in the waiting room while my daughter was in jaw surgery last year (to extend her chin). Some rough looking guy was there with his crew waiting on a relative. His t-shirt was as follows:
Silence is golden
Duct tape is silver.
What's YOUR favorite? Note - some of the best t-shirts are too filthy for this forum. And, I have a funny list of vanity plates rejected by the State of Ohio from 2000 that are hilarious but also not appropriate. So, we have to narrow it down to the (mostly) clean ones.
Given this limitation - can you meet the challenge?