Compost Haiku? Very good! How about compost limericks (OK, keep it clean, evenly balanced and oxygenated, now!)?
The junk that most gardeners waste
And toss in the trash with such haste
Can do so much good,
Is so misunderstood
That in Hades their gardens should baste.
To those that ignore things organic,
The environment is never a panic.
When they canÂt get their food
TheyÂll get rather rude!
Composters will be rather manic.