You might be a compost wacko if...
*instead of counting sheep, you count scoopfuls of compost in your mind to put you to sleep.
*you bring back used tea bags from business meetings, wrapped in a napkin in your pocket.
*your wife nearly divorces you because your father sent back his old broccoli plants in her minivan, filling the vehicle with their pungent, fecal aroma.
*you carry a tarp in your trunk, just in case someone has some good compostables you can snag.
*you post this thread on the Soil, Compost & Mulch forum just to see what other crazy hijinks your fellow compost wackos are up to!