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Sun, Nov 20, 05 at 0:45
| • Men can garden with or without wearing a shirt.
• Men can bend over without someone ogling their butt....or their cleavage. • Men can screw up a GW trade without fear of repercussions because...., well because they are men and it is expected.... • Men can garden in the front yard without first combing their hair or putting on makeup. • If a guy has really gotta go, he can pee in the compost pile and thus accomplish two things; heating up the compost and... well you know.. • If a man gets angry with another GW trader he won’t e-mail ten GW friends in order to form an alliance...Men don’t have ten GW friends..... • Men can wear whatever clothes they want while in the front yard without concern of them matching. • When male neighbors walk by and chat they look a man in the eye and not in the chest... • When the rototiller runs rough a man can give it a tune up. • If a man gets mad at another GW trader he may or may not say something and if he does say something it is said in private.... ducking • A man can swing by another male gardener’s house without bringing a little gift. • When women come by they don’t really expect a man to know the botanical names of their plants. • A man can remove hose attachments without having to think, "righty tighty, lefty loosy." .... ducking again • A man doesn’t need a bulb trowel to plant bulbs. Any trowel will do... • A man can garden without wearing gloves. Dirt behind the nails is almost expected.... • When a man has disagreements with other GW members, they are generally short and sweet and seldom personal. • Men can mail a GW trade without enclosing a cute little note with a bunch of smiley faces. I hope y’all can’t hit a moving target....(ducking and weaving) |
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- Posted by woodthrush z4PA (My Page) on Sun, Nov 20, 05 at 8:27
| I disagree with # 2 - lol - we ARE watching. lol Pam |
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| You are too funny! The cleavage thing bothers me though. I work on a lot of construction sites and see a lot of BC. I'ts not a pretty sight. |
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| LOL @ Jim. Ah yes, I guess that in addition to boob cleavage there is also butt cleavage; certainly not a pretty sight on someone named Bubba.... -Mike |
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| LMAOF!! Very true. Omar |
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- Posted by jaceysgranny 7aAR (My Page) on Sun, Nov 20, 05 at 23:40
| LOL, too funny and Jim you're are so right! There's the same problem from females these days with the hip huggers and short tops back in style. I sure don't like seeing BC on anyone who is supposed to be dressed! Nancy |
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- Posted by raggedyann161420 z5Illinois (raggedyann161420@yahoo.com) on Mon, Nov 21, 05 at 10:00
| Mikey as always, I enjoy reading your posts LOL! Annie |
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- Posted by RosemarieRo z11/24 So Calif (My Page) on Tue, Nov 22, 05 at 21:34
| While I could probably debate you on a few of those (and good thing you were ducking...and weaving...most of it is TRUE, true, true! LOL
Just hoppin' over here for a change of pace! |
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- Posted by redhotflowermama Z7 (My Page) on Wed, Nov 23, 05 at 8:02
| That was good. Good thing you were a moving target. My aim aint that good. Need to hear some more MIke. |
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| Giving this one a bump ~ it was on the last page and it's just too funny to lose. Mikey, if you're still around, thank you for a few much-needed belly laughs! |
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- Posted by skaz421 9 (skaz421@msn.com) on Tue, Mar 10, 09 at 23:04
| Trowel? What's a trowel? |
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| why its great to be a male gardener? hun let me see. o yes morning glorys with coffee and brugsMANsia with a beer =). I can't wait for spring/summer. Joseph |
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