A Poem : Please read

14 years ago

If your ever outside pulling weeds,

And Nature calls with that certain need,

Before you go in and use the loo,

Wash your hands before you do!

I was telling my DW that I had what I thought were chigger bites the other day. After a closer inspection(but not to close)it appears that I have a mild case of poison ivy on that certain part of the male anatomy that will not be mentioned. I'm not sure where I got into the poison ivy but I can sure tell you where it ended up! Be careful and wash before and after!

jim_6b

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Comments (13)

bakemom_gw
14 years ago
Wowser...an itch you can't scratch in public. Bummer, but very funny.
remy_gw
14 years ago
Lol, sorry Jim, but it is funny. Good poem too!
Remy
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medontdo
14 years ago
sorry!!! but for the first time today i am laughing so very hard! this is why i love garden web so much!!! ((hugs))
ok, if ya can't get rid of it, jared, my brother swears by some stuff by the name of tecnu??? i swear by some stuff by the name of vinegar!! stinks like ya know, (stink feet!! LOL) but works great and is way cheaper i'm sure!! LOL
LOL i'm still laughing, i read the poem to tabor, he swears i'm a dork!! LOL i tell him, that's why i love gw so much!! LOL Hee Hee!!! LOL ~Medo
poisondartfrog
14 years ago
Here....maybe this will help.

{{gwi:31159}}
remy_gw
14 years ago
LOL!
jim_6b
Original Author
14 years ago
Vinegar? Your kidding, right?
Maybe this would help.
{{gwi:31161}}
medontdo
14 years ago
nope! i put it on and a "pad" and taped it to my face, its what i got for digging up my much wanted gooseberries!! LOL the poison ivy musta squirted my face, diagonally. so i taped it there and the next day i took it off and it was almost gone, YAY!! it was one of my dorkier moves!! but hey!! i was happy!! LOL its an antibiotic and dissenfectant. so although i hate the smell i use it and spray it all the time, just when i use it on the body, i make sure its apple cider vinegar. we use it for mosquito bites, bee stings, "after the the duct tape is used LOL> and cuts and scratches, ahhhhh that stuff is the bomb!! heals really quick too. sting is gone quicker too. have ya ever seen "101 uses for vinegar" its on the web. **grin** ~Medo
proudgm_03
14 years ago
I'm glad she said vinegar instead of viagra!
jim_6b
Original Author
14 years ago
I hate to say it but that wood have made it easier the scratch!
jim_6b
harold100
14 years ago
Two thoughts on the subject:

We all now know his is pink! (calamine lotion) haha

And when you mentioned vinegar a pickle recipe came to mind
graanieb
14 years ago
LOL I almost dropped my salad with vinaigrette when I read this, a poem with lesson to you guys.
Sorry about it Jim, but thank you for the biggest laugh in a week,lol
Aloe Vera works like a miracle.

No more on the subject from me.

Bea
jim_6b
Original Author
14 years ago
You know Bea every time you eat a salad with vinaigrette your going to think of this post.
jim_6b
medontdo
14 years ago
LOL viagra would make it easier to scratch!! man! what in the world were you thinking?? you shoulda known to wash your hands!! **onery grin** now we all know just a little too much!! Hee hee **grin** ~medo

ohhh ya, tabor was doing the football practice, and srained some muscles, i rubbed some acvineger on his muscles, and he was able to stretch out!! we were both amazed. :') ~Medo