Cute...however I don't let dh go shopping with me if I think he's gonna get bored. I learned my lesson a few years ago in Dillard's, while taking my sweet time finding a few Christmas gifts, then couldn't find him...I finally see the nut standing on a platform right next to me, posing like a manniquin! I screamed, then started laughing so hard...and he just stayed there,not even cracking a smile! I ended up looking like the idiot, so I just walked out of the store...

Suzie

Fun list, Carla - Let me know when you plan to try them out and I'll fly down to Texas to watch.

As for you, Suzie! That is tooooooo funny! And I thought YOU were the cool, zany one in your marriage. Is there more to the story? What did dh do when you walked out? Did anyone notice the "living doll" getting off his perch?

Thanks for the big silly smile on my face, you two. Talk about birds of a feather....

Not gonna let DH see that, he already has crazy ideas. One time, when grocery shopping and my back was turned, he put a gallon jug of wine in my cart and then when someone came down the aisle started saying "what you mean buying wine when the kids don't even have milk?". Nearly brained him right there.
Another time he slipped a can of foot powder into an unsuspecting man's cart. The man only had 3 or 4 items in his cart and was ready to check out. This was at a store where the clerk unpacked the cart, and when she put that foot powder on the counter, he got upset and told her that wasn't his and I think he tho't she slipped it in there.
Another time we had been in a little variety store and I had bought a pair of sandals. Well, the following day we went back for something and I was wearing the sandals and as we passed the sandal display he started saying "Donna, where are your shoes, what are you doing with those sandals?" I just turned and left the store and he stood there laughing like a maniac. I couldn't prove that I had bought them the day before, no receipt with me. Asked him later if he was trying to get me thrown in jail.
This was in our much younger days and he was feeling ornery. Has settled down now, usually stays in truck and naps while I shop, thank goodness.
Donna

Well, it's official now. DH is not ALLOWED to shop with me anymore.

Last night, we bought groceries on our way home from the farm. As the guy began to sack them, he asked the usual question "Paper or plastic?"

DH's answer? "Doesn't matter...I'm bi-sacksual."

Thats funny! As you get older you will Love his humor!!!! Or mabe not! hehe Sounds like a fun guy!

Yeah, he is pretty funny...sometimes. Other times he just thinks he is. Life never gets boring, tho!

lol Mamacotti..........I like that one!!