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Gardening advice from church....sorry, can't resist

Posted by SilverVista z8OR (My Page) on
Sun, May 1, 05 at 13:55

A Visual Demonstration:

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration? A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

Don't you just love little old ladies????


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RE: Gardening advice from church....sorry, can't resist

Susan, I didn't think it was stupid, I thought it was precious! I'm always wanting to post the "good ones", I just never get around to it. Keep it up!

Suzie


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RE: Gardening advice from church....sorry, can't resist

What a good laugh I had! Thanks so much for sharing.
Carla


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RE: Gardening advice from church....sorry, can't resist

:) That was cute!


 
 

 

 


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