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Can't Eat Beef...

15 years ago

Can't eat beef...

Mad Cow

Can't eat chicken...

Bird Flu

Can't eat eggs...

Salmonella

Can't eat pork...

fears of trichinosis

Can't eat fish...

heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat

Can't eat fruits & veggies...

insecticides and herbicides

Hmmmmmm

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I believe that leaves CHOCOLATE!

remember, "stressed" spelled backwards is,

DESSERTS!!!

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Comments (4)

dethride
15 years ago
LOL! I needs me some STRESSES! I share your frustration. Keep finding local sources and grow your own. I'm looking for a chocolate tree to plant.

Herbert
msjay2u
15 years ago
Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Chocolate doesn't make the world go around ... but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile!

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
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runningtrails
15 years ago
lol! Cocoa is good for you too! I found some very large Hershey's 85% cocoa bars at the dollar store!
brendan_of_bonsai
15 years ago
Relax. Cook your food, done eat a spine or cow brains, don;t eat any fish that lives down wind of a coal power plant.

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