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| It's procrastination time chez Shelly - my papers were ~only~ supposed to be handed in on Friday, and I've ~only~ got a huge Greek assignment due at 4:00 tomorrow, and I've ~only~ got a meeting with my advisor next week about this monumentally huge project I want to undertake.
So instead of preparing all that, I'm reading this funny little book I got as a birthday gift years ago, called "Zapped by the Zodiac: The Cynic's Astrology Guide." Here's what it says about Pisces: "Yes, you are sweet, kind, adorable, loving, generous, and all that, but you know what? You're also a pain! Indecisive, dreamy, ultra, ULTRAsensitive, far too delicate for the rough-and-tumble world. Your response to anything unpleasant is to weep. Boo hoo! Put a sock in it, will you? Go swim in a pond." "Pisces at a glance:
And since I always end up dating Taureans, I checked out the Piscean compatibility with these love slaves: "Strong minded Taurus will take a long, hard look at your chronic indecision. And then squash you." Huh. Story of my life. So.... what are *your* signs? ... or do you dare tell me... mouah ah ah... |
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- Posted by foxykitten350234 z6 (My Page) on Mon, Jan 16, 06 at 20:12
| Dispite the fact that I don't want to distract you from your work...I'll bite, what does it say about us Scorpio's. Foxy. |
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| A-HA! A taker... Foxy, you're brave. But are you strong enough to handle... Zapped By The Zodiac? (mouah ah ah) Okay. Here's what it says about Scorpio: "You are a roller-coastering, manic-depressive nutcase! Your rages are torrential! Your joys titanic! Your miseries cataclysmic! And you constantly scream at the top of your voice! As subtle as a scorpion's sting! Willing to strike at the slightest provocation! A time bomb waiting to explode! With hardly a rational idea in your head." (ouch!) "Scorpio at a glance: ************ Ouwwie! That even hurts me, and I'm not a Scorpio. Maybe I need a good cry. |
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- Posted by foxykitten350234 z6 (My Page) on Mon, Jan 16, 06 at 20:33
| GIVE ME THAT BOOK SO I CAN KILL IT! LOL How can I take over the world if a book like that is out there giving away all my secrets? The crazy Foxy. hehehe |
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| Shelly, I'll contribute to your procrastination! What does it say about Virgo? :))) GH |
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| How about Aries? I know I am stubborn but what else does it say? |
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| Hee hee. Virgo: "You dot every i. You cross every t. You put every paper clip in its allotted place, which is, of course, meticulously clean. You are a crashing bore! And you know what else? You lecture. You're superior. You're always right. And you always let ~everyone~ know about it. So why does anyone like you? They don't!" Oh dear. That, at least, deserves a few tears. "Virgo at a glance: *********** Oh, sweetie, that's horrible! I'll love you for the prig that you are! |
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| OMG! LOL, Poor me. Hehehe What the H^%^6 is a 'Prig'? LOL GH |
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| ARIES: "Aries is the first sign of the zodiac and a leader in all things. Blazing trails and smashing heads is what you do best. Rams are warlike, impulsive bullies, quick to take offense and even quicker to break someone's jaw. You know the guy who blew up the house to kill a mouse? That's you. PS The mouse is still around." "Aries at a glance: And as an added bonus, here's how well you and Foxy would get along as a couple: |
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| PRIG: "n. self-righteous person who acts as if superior to others"; synonyms: "pedant, prude, puritan." Just let me know if you need to cry. |
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| What does it say about Capricorns? Dawn |
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| Are you sure you want to loan your shoulder for that long? LOL Wow, the stars must be mixed up or something. I've always wondered if I should have been born in a different month because I don't possess any of the traits Virgos are said to have! :) |
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| Sure, you don't, Virgo. Sure you don't... Okay! Capricorn! Another ex-boyfriend favourite! Alright. Down to business. Capricorn: "Tough, stubborn, dour, and dutiful, the Goat is about as much fun as a shark attack. Ever hear of kickin' back, kickin' out, kickin' up your heels? Nah - you're too busy doing the right thing. Here's a hint: Nobody cares about the right thing! People want to have fun! Boogie! Chill! Your idea of a good time is contemplating your next disaster." "Capricorn at a glance: |
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- Posted by foxykitten350234 z6 (My Page) on Mon, Jan 16, 06 at 22:21
| Ah, but I'm crazy, nutso, and whacked out so I must be to mental to be upset.lol Psst Jujubee, wanna help me take over the world:) Foxy. |
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| Scorpio and Aries: "The Ram would just as soon squash you as look at you." Aries and Scorpio: "Scorpio is all smothering affection one day and bristling sting the next. You're sort of the same way, only without the affection." Foxy, are you *sure* you want to get involved in a nefarious plot for world domination with jujubee? Alrightythen - back to work. |
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- Posted by foxykitten350234 z6 (My Page) on Tue, Jan 17, 06 at 0:45
| Remember I'm a crazy nut.lol During one of my fits of rage I'll sic her on the world to crush them.lol The funny thing is I dated an Aries for several years...he never crushed me, but in the end I stung him bad:) Then there was the poor Virgo I dated for 4+ years.Tisk tisk tisk. God, I'm hard on men, maybe that book does sum me up pretty good.lol DH is a Gemini, what does it say about them? They have to be pretty tough since he has survived 10+ years under my reign of terror.lol Foxy. |
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| Man, I'm in rough shape. I do like my MOTTO. I'm gonna have that put on my head stone followed by my rose tattoo on my middle finger. Dawn |
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| Oh!Oh!Oh! I've gotta hear mime! I've gotta hear mine! I'm an Aquarius. DH is a Capricorn, the ol' goat. About the time we got married we saw some t-shirts that had rather, um, harsh assesments of the various zodiac signs. I still tease him about the "plodding, methodical" assesment of his sign. I'm pretty sure he and I aren't supposed to get along, but it's working out pretty well in spite of our stars :) These suckers had me laughing so hard I had tears streaming down my face! |
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| Scorpio + Gemini = "Constant action and excitement! And when you get really ticked off, you'll have two of them to sting!" Jen, Jen, Jen... do you REALLY want to know all this? Brace up, dear. Things are about to get hairy: AQUARIUS You care, man. You feel a lot of love. You want to make the planet a better place - as soon as you figure out which planet you're from. Here's a piece of advice: Get a life!" "Aquarius at a glance: Aquarius + Capricorn = "Goat climbed up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Water Bearer said, 'Not now,' which led the Goat to slaughter." |
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| Hey, I'm cool with that. They didn't mean it to be, like, insulting, did they? Naaaahhh...(heeheehee) I guess nobody'd going to ask me to help them take over the world. Awww, my poor goat! (He doesn't really have it so bad.) Thanks, Shelly! |
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| What's it say about us schizoid/multiple personality people, errr, uhhh, I mean twins/Geminis?! :-P ;-) LOL |
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| Let's see. Gemini "Description of a Gemini: duplicitous, two-faced, talking out both sides of the mouth, speaking with forked tongue, split personality, wolf in sheep's clothing, nutso. Sound good thus far? Then try: fast, nervous, skittish, high metabolism, obsessive talker, irresponsible, unreliable, restless. Hint: This is not the portrait of a stable person." "Gemini at a glance: Hey! That's not so bad. Check this out: Pisces + Gemini = "The two of you are like intersecting streets that never meet." Huh. |
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- Posted by kjtessanne 8 Bryan, TX (My Page) on Tue, Jan 17, 06 at 16:14
| Man, some of those are tough... But hey, I'm game! What does it say about Cancers? Kim |
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| WOW! Uh, gee. Let's see. I don't speak parsal (sp) tongue as what it's called in Harry Potter. I don't understand what "speaking with a forked tongue" means. Also, what does "talking out both sides of the mouth" mean? Yep, unstable at times & been called "nutso" a couple times (that's PMS for 'ya, you decode the letters how you want *wink*). Deal me a bad card too many times & I'll fold on you. LOL Two-faced & wolf in sheep's clothing? I don't think so. I was once told people don't like telling me secrets/gossip because I don't pass such on. Huh?! Fast metabolism? I wish! Does anyone want to lend me theirs? :-( Fast, nervous, skittish, obsessive talker & restless? At times. Especially in unfamiliar territory & with people I don't know. Irresponsible & unreliable? Nope. Excellent credit, work, etc., history! First desire to talk & last desire to leave. That's backwards. HEE HEE HEE I say "hells no" to water & other spiders! What else scoots? Lizards? Yeah, they're kinda cute. Profoundly superficial? Nope. I have no good hair days & don't give a hairy rat's butt one way or the other & I shop at Wal-Mart, Target, K-Mart & Shop-Ko for cheap clothing, etc. LOL Motto "get me outta here fast!" definitely applies to crowds during Christmas shopping or parties where I don't know anyone. Find a place to settle down then blow it up? Huh?! I guess that could be applied to getting tired of staying in one place too long (i.e., previous military assignments). LOL |
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| Yep, unstable at times & been called "nutso" a couple times (that's PMS for 'ya, you decode the letters how you want *wink*). Deal me a bad card too many times or a real bad hand all at once & I'll fold on you. LOL I forgot to add what's in bold & italics! |
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| Libby! Get ahold of yourself! You're ranting like a crazy woman! LOL Cancer: "You think it's a joke that people call you the crab? Hey, it's a compliment! You should hear the other things they say! Such as: 'I'm so sick of that oversensitivity!' But cheer up! Otherwise you'll start to weep." "Cancer at a glance: (hee hee - you're a Pisces on a bad day!) |
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| LOL :-P |
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| Hey Foxy I'm with ya all the way!!! Mwaaahhhh , Mwaaaahhhhh!!! Let the crushing begin!!! ;) |
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- Posted by foxykitten350234 z6 (My Page) on Tue, Jan 17, 06 at 23:18
| You got it, Jujubee!lol Just remember, don't try to crush me and I won't sting you.lol Jen, you can watch our plants while we take over the world:) Foxy. |
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| Hi all, Well, I'm a scorpio, but I don't think I fit the discription. Is there something about what sign is rising and what is in the first house and where the other planets are positioned? does your book tell that? |
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- Posted by foxykitten350234 z6 (My Page) on Wed, Jan 18, 06 at 1:38
| Oh come on larry, join us in taking over the world! lol In fact I may have a nasty temper, but it takes a whole lot to set it off. I honestly have no desire for total world domination. That is just too much responsibility for me. I never scream at the top of my voice. If I did it wouldn't be that loud anyway so no one would know I was screaming.lol I think I'm fairly rational as a rule. So I think Zapped by the Zodiac didn't sum me up all that well. Foxy. |
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| ... and I almost never cry. Well, except at Julia Roberts' movies. Steel Magnolias nearly destroyed me. I was a puddle. |
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| Hey Larry - no the book isn't that sophisticated :) Besides, to know your rising sign and other planetary signs/houses, you need to have a chart done, and I am NOT doing a bunch of charts LOL. My math isn't *that* good. S. |
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| Well, I guess the only choice is to rull the world with my fellow scorpios, and jujubee of couse. :o) |
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| Yeah, you wouldn't want to leave her out! She might get MAD! So, I can watch the plants...that's cool, Foxy. I'll just pretend they're a little rain forest I'm protecting...and I promise not to smoke any of them. |
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| No smoking!? |
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| I'm an aquarius and most descriptions I have read of aquarius' seem to describe me fairly well. Though I must admit that world domination does have an appealing ring to it..... |
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| This is funny as heck! I'd love to hear about Taurus... ;) |
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- Posted by catalina_101 8a sw BC (My Page) on Thu, Jan 19, 06 at 2:42
Quote: Shelley, I'm a gemini and my ex is a pisces. It all makes perfect sense now. |
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| Thanks for not forgetting me guys or else I have to stomp you ;p |
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- Posted by pirate_girl Zone7 NYC (My Page) on Fri, Jan 20, 06 at 1:15
| Well come on now Fishies, I'm feeling left out -- how about all of us Leonine creatures out there please, huh? |
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| Yeah, no foolin'! No other Sagitariouseses (I already KNOW I can't spell!) Oh, and my folks had a side line, I'm Saggie with Aries rising. (Okay, maybe Saggie is a bad spelling for that...) Quit procrastinating Woman. Get thee to thy work! I'm suddenly afraid to hear what you might read out of that devilish book! Oh, and DH is saggy too. |
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| TAURUS "Bulls are slow, patient, and famed for their stubborness, but that is only the surface you. The real Taurus is incredibly lazy and loves to wallow in sensual indulgence. The lawn needs to be cut? Hey, I'm watching TV! That legal brief needs to be filed? Not now, I just took off my shoes. Tomorrow is another day - and with any luck, you'll sleep through it." "Taurus at a glance: LEO And we're not talking about party balloons here - it's a hot-air balloon. Lawyers are liars, politicians are thieves, and Leos are conceited. These are the three laws of the jungle of which you believe you are king! Underneath you're just an overstuffed cat." "Leo at a glance: SAGITTARIUS: The tiniest monkey wrench is thrown into the works, and what's your response? Get me out the door! You run away even when there's nothing to run from. An ocean wave has more direction than you do - and more backbone! But there's always tomorrow... when you can catch another plane!" "Sagittarius at a glance: special bonus for Saggie Cena: |
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| What does it say for the one for end of Sept? I think it's Libra, but I'm not sure. |
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