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Double Talk

lunamoon
17 years ago

ARE YOU A LEXOPHILE? ( aren't we all?) FOR ALL YOU LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS)

  1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
  2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
  3. Time flies like an arrow -- Fruit flies like a banana.
  4. A backward poet writes inverse.
  5. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
  6. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
  7. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
  8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress!
  9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
  10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
  11. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
  12. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
  13. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it .
  14. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
  15. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
  16. Every calendar's days are numbered.
  17. A lot of money is tain ted. 'Ta int yours and 'taint mine.
  18. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
  19. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
  20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
  21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
  22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
  23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
  24. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
  25. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
  26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
  27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
  28. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
  29. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

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