Best recipe of Christmas 2008!

15 years ago

I'm trying this one later today!

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup or brown sugar

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the

Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level

cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy

bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make

sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a

drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check

the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and

make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas!

Geez...I still have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!

~Sandy~

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Comments (16)

nmgirl
15 years ago
ROFLMAO!!!!!!

: )
sunnyca_gw
15 years ago
Thanks!! My stomache hurts from laughing!!! I got 1 like that once about a fruitcake!!! I like your's better!! Jan
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daisydal
15 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!
Whats really bad is when you can read it correctly, understand it, and you haven't even been drinking yet!!!
Who needs Christmas cookies anyway?!!
I'll drink to that!
blessings-sherri
susiewantsroses
15 years ago
YO SANDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You forgot to rip off your shirt and dance on the kitchum counner!

Susie

P.S. - I'm an X - Jose' chef!!!!!!!
Marlene Kindred
15 years ago
TOO FUNNY!! Sounds like my kind of cooking! Thanks for a great laugh!
smickerdoodle
15 years ago
Thanks for the laugh. I needed that....now I think I will try the recipe...and be sure to follow all of the directions!
katishooked
15 years ago
I think I may have made that very recipe years ago. Haven't tried it since because it took me a week to clean up the kitchen. Besides cookies that have that kind of side affect is dangerous to your health.LOL Thanks for the chuckle.
use2bcapecodr
Original Author
15 years ago
I made them just before Christmas, and when I was done, it looked like the Swedish Chef blew up in my kitchen!!

I just laughed...and laughed...and laughed!!
nmgirl
15 years ago
Don't bake and drive!
susiewantsroses
15 years ago
use2b-

You could not possibly understand how long it has been since I have laughed that hard. So in that context it was a very, very healthy recipe.

Thank you for sharing with us.

Susie
use2bcapecodr
Original Author
15 years ago
I almost peed my pants when I first read it!

When I read it to Jim, I was laughing so hard I was crying. I could hardly get the words out. He loved it and said he wished he had video taped me reading it...it was hysterical!!

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! It felt good, and I knew you guys would get a big kick out of it!!

~Sandy~
daisydal
15 years ago
Somewhere in the distance I can hear..,"Tequila makes her clothes fall off"..!)Teehee..
backyardmom
15 years ago
Sandy.
This recipe made my week.Oh gosh.After eating a couple of these cookies don't try and blow out a candle.Thanks for sharing..Backyardmom
lindasewandsew
15 years ago
Here's the song for the recipe, lol. Linda

Here is a link that might be useful: Lady who made this recipe
susiewantsroses
15 years ago
Linda!!!!!!!!!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Susie
use2bcapecodr
Original Author
15 years ago
Well...what the heck...hic...I'll drink to that!!

I'll eeeen shing foooooooooooooor ya!!