A woman is in the kitchen busily cooking. Her husband walks in and says "Hey, honey, when's breakfast?"

She turns to him breathlessly and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment."

He doesn't think twice, clears the dishes from the kitchen table with a single swipe, and they do the wild thing.

Afterwards he asks, "What was that all about?"

She says, "The egg timer's broken."